Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese Jaly?

Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha Tha Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main Ne Jaldi Main Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li.

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
Sardar: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.