Lovely Fun SMS

Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

2010-06-26T00:25:00.002-07:00

4 Pathan Janazay Ko Tezi Se Le Kar
Qabron K Ooper Se Guzar Rahe Thay:

Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya Huwa Hai? :-P

Or Bola Yh President 5 Saal Or Rahay

2010-06-26T00:25:00.000-07:00

Aik Pathan 2 Ghantay Aatay Ki Line Mai
Laga Raha Bari Aanay Par Phir Wapis Line Me Lag Gaya

Or Bola Yh President 5 Saal Or Rahay
Dill Khush Ho Gaya...:-D

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.

2010-06-26T00:24:00.002-07:00

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.

Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.

Pathan Bola:

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" :-)

1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha

2010-06-26T00:24:00.000-07:00

1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha
Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.

2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai.
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

2010-06-26T00:23:00.003-07:00

Ek Pathan Oxford University Main Professor Tha:

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
He He He He.
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho. :-)

Ek Pathan Ka School Mai New Admission Huwa:

2010-06-26T00:23:00.001-07:00

Ek Pathan Ka School Mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal Kon Hain?

Pathan: Hum Ko Kya Pata Kon Hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

BREAKING NEWS

2010-06-26T00:22:00.005-07:00

BREAKING NEWS
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition:

Bcoz

Khan Sahab's Wife Put Hairpin In Machine.

When It Said:

"Enter Your PIN". :-)

Ghalat Kehte Hain.

2010-06-26T00:22:00.003-07:00

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota Hai...

Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota To Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)

Ek Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li,

2010-06-26T00:22:00.001-07:00

Ek Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:

Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aayega Na. :-)

Pathan Proposed A Girl. With A Romantic Poetry

2010-06-26T00:21:00.003-07:00

Pathan Proposed A Girl.
With A Romantic Poetry

Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal Hun Teri Judai Mai,

Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

2010-06-26T00:21:00.001-07:00

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap K Marne He Wala Tha,

K

Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha

2010-06-26T00:20:00.004-07:00

1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.

Ek Aadmi Ne Kaha: Khan Sahab! Ye To Angoor Hain.

Pathan: Chup Ho Jao! Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi.

Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:

2010-06-26T00:20:00.002-07:00

Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:

Jab Bahir Aaya To Tokan Walay Ne 12 Rupay Mangay.

Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi Thi Kia? :-)

A Pathan Called FM Radio & Said:

2010-06-26T00:20:00.000-07:00

A Pathan Called FM Radio & Said:

"I Have Found A Wallet With Thousands Of Currency & A Credit Card & ID Card Of That Person It Belongs To Mr.Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan E Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: So You Want To Give Him Back His Wallet?

Pathan: Ookhocha Nai! I Want To Dedicate Him A Sad Song. :-)

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

2010-06-26T00:19:00.005-07:00

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

2010-06-26T00:19:00.003-07:00

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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?
?
?

Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)

3 Pathano Ko Phansi Hone Lagi:

2010-06-26T00:19:00.001-07:00

3 Pathano Ko Phansi Hone Lagi:

Pehly Ko Phansi Lagayi To Rassa Dheela Hony Ki Waja Se Woh Nechy Paani Main Ja Gira.

Dosry Ko Phansi Di To Woh Bhi Pani Main Ja Gira Aur Bach Gaya.

Jab Teesry Ki Bari Aayi To Wo Jallad Se Bola:
"Khocha Yeh Rassa Theak Karlo Hum Ko Terna Nai Aati."

Pathan Ka Bacha...

2010-06-26T00:18:00.003-07:00

Pathan Ka Bacha...

Abu Hum Ko Baaja Dilao...

Pathan: Nahi! Tum Sab Ko Tung Karega...!

Bacha: Nahi Abu! KHUDA Qasam Jab Sub Sojaye Ga, Hum Tab Bajayega...!:-)

Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny Ki Socha

2010-06-26T00:18:00.001-07:00

Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny Ki Socha

Namaz Se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
5 June 2009
5:20 Purana Time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

Masjid Main Elaan Ho Raha Tha

2010-06-25T23:57:00.002-07:00

Masjid Main Elaan Ho Raha Tha.

Ek Bacha Mila Hai JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaen.

To Ek Pathan Aaya Aur Kehne Laga.

Mujhe Bhi Dikha JIN Ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.

Pathan: Mai Office Janay Se Pehly Apni Biwi Ko Pappi Karta Hon

2010-06-25T23:57:00.000-07:00

Pathan: Mai Office Janay Se Pehly Apni Biwi Ko Pappi Karta Hon.

Dost: Main Tere Jany K Baad Teri Biwi Ko Pappi Karta Hon.

Pathan: Ha Ha Ha.

Pehly To Main Karta Hon Na.

Ek Pathan Ko Exam Mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:

2010-06-25T23:55:00.003-07:00

Ek Pathan Ko Exam Mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:

Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor Kar Chala Gaya.

2010-06-25T23:55:00.001-07:00

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor Kar Chala Gaya.

Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi Karta Hoga.

Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko.

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!

2010-06-25T23:54:00.001-07:00

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!

Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..

Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.

4 Cheezein Aisi Hain Jo 4 Jaghon Main Nahi Hoti,

2010-06-25T03:51:00.003-07:00

4 Cheezein Aisi Hain Jo 4 Jaghon Main Nahi Hoti,
Zameen Main....
Asmaan Main....
Zubaan Main....
Quran Pak Main...
Har 1 MAIN 1, 1 CHEEZ NAHI HAI,

Challange 4 All

How Is This Possible?

2010-06-25T03:51:00.001-07:00

An Aeroplane Carrying 40 People Crashed Over D Atlantic Ocean,
Wd Every Single Person Being Killed
Yet 2 Passengers Survived
How Is This Possible?
Its Challenge

If U Remove My 1st 4 Letters I Will Be A Drink 4 U.

2010-06-25T03:49:00.003-07:00

I Am A Word Of 5 Letters!
People Eat Me!
If U Remove My 1st Letter I Will B A Form
Of Energy!
If U Remove My 1st 2 Letters I Will Be Needed 4 Liiving.
If U Remove My 1st 3 Letters I Will Be Near U.
If U Remove My 1st 4 Letters I Will Be A Drink 4 U.
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Who Am I?

Romantic Raat Ho Or Apka Lover Ap K Saath Ho To Ap Ka Dil Kya Karny Ko Chahy Ga?

2010-06-25T03:49:00.001-07:00

Romantic Raat Ho Or Apka Lover Ap K Saath Ho To Ap Ka Dil Kya Karny Ko Chahy Ga?
Select Numbr

30,
40,
50,
60,
70,
80,
90,
100,

Reply Jaldi

30: HAATH Pkrna
40: KISS Krna
50:SATH Sona
60:FULL ROMANCE Widout LIMIT
70: BAATEIN
80: GOAD ME SIR RAKHNA
90: ROMANTIC DANCE.
100:KCH B NAi

Is Ka Jawab Dain

2010-06-25T03:48:00.003-07:00

Is Ka Jawab Dain

Shadi K Waqt Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai

1- Larki Se Baat Krna

2- Sb Logo K Samne Room Me Ghusna

3- Dulhan Ka Ghoongat Uthana

4- Dulhan Ko Kiss Karna

5- Subha Uth K Family Se Ankhain Milana

Reply Is Must!

Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2010-06-25T03:48:00.001-07:00

Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

Reply Me.

Intelligent Ho To Jawab Do:

2010-06-25T03:46:00.003-07:00

Intelligent Ho To Jawab Do:

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 Alfaaz Ko Aise Milay K Pakistan Ki Mashhoor Shakhsiat Ka Naam Banay?

Answer: Alama Iqbal

Bataiye Wo Lafz Kia Tha?

2010-06-25T03:46:00.001-07:00

(Challnge)
Purane Zmane Me 1 Baba Ji Bachi Or 1bakri K Sath Ja Rhe Thy.Rasty Me 1admi Ne Unse 3 Swal Poche.
1:Aapki Umar Kitni Hy?
2:Is Bachi Se Apka Kia Rishta Hy?
3:Is Bakri Ki Kia Qimat Hy?
Baba Ji Ne Sirf 1 Lafz Kaha Or Un Sb Swalo Ka Jwab De Diya..
Bataiye Wo Lafz Kia Tha?

Reply Must.

Answer: Nawasi(89)

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH...

2010-06-25T03:45:00.001-07:00

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH...
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT....
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AND
ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!

When The Whole World Will, CELEBRATE:

2010-06-25T03:44:00.003-07:00

A Day Will Come . . .

When The Whole World Will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But Keep In Mind,

April Fool Comes Once A Year.

Congratulations!

It's Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|X . . . :P ;->

I M SendinG This Fool Msg

2010-06-25T03:44:00.001-07:00

I M SendinG This Fool Msg
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2 All Fools
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Who CeleBrate
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''APRIL FOOL''

Aisa Hai Dostana Hamara,

2010-06-25T03:43:00.001-07:00

Aisa Hai Dostana Hamara,
Mein Kisti Tu Kinara ,
Mai Dhanush Tu Teer ,
Mai Matar Tu Paneer ,
Mein Barish Tu Badal ,
Mai Rajma Tu Chawal,
Mein Hot Tu Cool ,
Mai April Tu Fool

Jab Tum Aine Ke Paas Jate Ho To Aina Kehta Hai

2010-06-25T03:42:00.001-07:00

Jab Tum Aine Ke Paas Jate Ho To Aina Kehta Hai

Beautiful Beautiful"

Aur Jab Tum Aine Se Dur Jate Ho To Aina Kahata Hai

" Aprilfool, Aprilfool

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..

2010-06-25T03:41:00.001-07:00

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us Pr Tumhara Hi Haq Hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki Kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

Today If Anyone Praises U 4 UR:

2010-06-25T03:40:00.003-07:00

Today If Anyone Praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick Them

How Dare They
Can Fool U
Before APRIL 1st....;->

God Made A Daylight N Is Called Sun,

2010-06-25T03:40:00.001-07:00

God Made A Daylight N Is Called Sun,

God Made A Entertatemaint N Is Called Fun,

God Made A Nightlight N Is Called Moon,

God Made A U And Is
Called Cartoon.....;->

When The Whole World Will

2010-06-25T03:38:00.005-07:00

A Day Will Come . . .

When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE

Your NAME

Yur FAME

Your PERSONALITY

Your THOUGHTS

Your VIEWS

But Keep In Mind

April Fool Comes Once A Year

Congratulations

Its Ur Day ;->

Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun,

2010-06-25T03:38:00.003-07:00

A.O.A!

How Are You?

Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun,

Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jay Gi,
31 Ko InshaAllah Valima Hoga.

You And Your Family Is Invited Dear!

Plz Open This After 2 Days At Thursday.

2010-06-25T03:38:00.001-07:00

Plz Open This After 2 Days At Thursday.
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I Know U Can't Wait.
So Congratz.
U R A 1st FOOL Of 2010.
April Fool In Advance

Girl: He Called Me From Office,

2010-06-25T03:37:00.001-07:00

Judge: Why Did U Kill Ur Boyfriend?

Girl: He Called Me From Office,

TOOK Me To Bedroom,
Removed My Clothes,
Laid ME On Bed,

&

Said
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April Fool.

It Makes Me Want You.Happy Anniversary

2010-06-25T03:35:00.001-07:00

I"Ll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love, My Beauty,
I Don"T Know What I"D Do
Your Loving And Thoughtful,
Just To Mention Two,
I Adore Your Sweet Smile
It Makes Me Want You.Happy Anniversary

On This Special Day,

2010-06-25T03:34:00.003-07:00

On This Special Day,
Best Wishes Go To You,
That This Wonderful Love U Share,
Lasts Your Lifetime Through.

How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be

2010-06-25T03:34:00.001-07:00

How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me

Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),

For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.

Happy Anniversary

2010-06-25T03:33:00.001-07:00

To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.

Happy Anniversary

Long After Our Anniversary And This

2010-06-25T03:32:00.001-07:00

Long After Our Anniversary And This

Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think

Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,

Happy Anniversary Lover!

That Special Day Is Here Again

2010-06-25T03:31:00.003-07:00

That Special Day Is Here Again

The Day We Took Our Vows You'Re Just As

Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused.

Happy Anniversary Lover

joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

2010-06-25T03:31:00.001-07:00

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be
Blessed With Love,

Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!

Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,

2010-06-25T03:30:00.003-07:00

Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,

May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,

As You Make A Wonderful Pair.

Happy Wedding

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

2010-06-25T03:30:00.001-07:00

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

"Do You Still Love Me?" I"D Say,

"Till Death Do Us Part"

Happy Anniversary

I Hope I Say It Often Enough I Want You To Know

2010-06-25T03:29:00.001-07:00

I"M Sending This Bouquet Of Love To Say That
I Love You So Much

I Hope I Say It Often Enough I Want You To Know

It"S True, On This Special Occasion I Want To Remind You

That You Are My Everything And My Love Is True,

Happy Anniversary Lover!

Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

2010-06-25T03:28:00.001-07:00

Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be
Blessed With Love,

Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of

Your Lives!

"Happiness Is Like A Butterfly"

2010-06-25T03:27:00.003-07:00

"Happiness Is
Like A Butterfly"

You Run
After It,
It Keeps
Flying Away.
But If You
'Stand Still',
It Comes And
'Sits On You'

"Wish You Lots
Of Butterflies !

Had No Attached Strings

2010-06-25T03:27:00.001-07:00

We've Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,

Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,

But Our Love For Each Other,

Had No Attached Strings.

H- ApPy FeElInGs ShArEd

2010-06-25T03:24:00.001-07:00

H- ApPy FeElInGs ShArEd

U- NIvErSaLlY WArM & FUzZy

G- REaT 2 GIvE & 2 REcEiVe

S- URe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S DAy

I HOpE THiS
"HUG"
MaKeS UR DAy BrIgHtEr

What Is Da True Meaning Of 'Study' ???

2010-06-25T03:23:00.001-07:00

What Is Da True Meaning Of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited Tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

True Meanings Of "GIRL"

2010-06-25T03:22:00.003-07:00

True Meanings Of "GIRL"

"G"= GOSSIP May Sab Se Aagey..

"I"= INNOCENT Sirf Shakal Se..

"R"= RONE Ki Automatic Machine..

"L"= LARAI May Sab Ki Maa... ;-)

F= Farz Allah Ka Ada Karo

2010-06-25T03:22:00.001-07:00

F R I D A Y

F= Farz Allah Ka Ada Karo

R= Rab Ko Razi Karo

I= Ibadat Dil Se Karo

D= Darud Kasrat Se Parho

A= Allah Se Mango

Y= Yaad Rakho Mujhe DUAON ME:-

MISSED CALL Means -

2010-06-25T03:21:00.001-07:00

MISSED CALL Means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness

N-Not G-Game

2010-06-25T03:20:00.003-07:00

D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game. :-)

Bipasha Har Kisiko Milni Chahiye,

2010-06-25T03:20:00.001-07:00

Bipasha Bharat Ke Har Nagrik Ka Adikar He,
Bipasa Har Kisiki Jaruriyat He,
Bipasha Har Kisiko Milni Chahiye,
Bi-Bijli
Pa-Pani
Sha-Shadak

"SHEIKH" MEANS

2010-06-25T03:19:00.003-07:00

"SHEIKH" MEANS

S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King Of Mind
H: Honest

PASS IT TO EVERY SHEIKH PROUD TO BE A SHEIKH

Do You Know What Pakistan MeanS

2010-06-25T03:19:00.001-07:00

Do You Know What Pakistan MeanS?

No???

O.K.

Let Me Tell You

P-> Perfect
A-> Aimitious
K-> Kool
I-> Islamic
S-> Super
T-> Talented
A-> Able
N-> Nation. . .

Beautiful But Stupid

2010-06-25T03:18:00.003-07:00

Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence Of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream Girl..(!!<

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's

2010-06-25T03:18:00.001-07:00

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.

Whenever Any Beautiful Girl Calls U "BHAI"

2010-06-25T03:17:00.005-07:00

Whenever Any Beautiful Girl Calls U "BHAI".

Never Get Upset..

"BHAI" Is An Abbreviation Of:

B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals

So
Keep Making SISTERS!

G: God O: Offers Us His

2010-06-25T03:17:00.003-07:00

G: God
O: Offers Us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2

M: Make Us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 A
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 D
G: Glory Of God

GUD MORNING

HOLLAND

2010-06-25T03:17:00.001-07:00

These Are Some Of The Romantic Countries In The World

HOLLAND
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

ITALY
I Trust And Love You

LIBYA
Love Is Beautiful You Also

| Energy |

2010-06-25T03:16:00.005-07:00

F..R..I..E..N..D

2010-06-25T03:16:00.003-07:00

F..R..I..E..N..D

*Field Of Love*
*Root Of Joy*
*Island Of God*
*End Of Sorrows*
*Name Of Hope*
*Door Of Understanding* (=

MEANING OF M O T H E R

2010-06-25T03:16:00.001-07:00

MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"

Life Insurance:

2010-06-25T03:15:00.003-07:00

~Â¤Fantastic DefinitionsÂ¤~

School:
A Place Where
Papa Pays & Son Plays :-D

Life Insurance:
A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich ;-)

Marriage:
Its An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A Place Where Success Comes Before Work :-)

Smile:
A Curve Dat Can Set A Lot Of Thngs Straight :-)

Doctor:
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills. ;-)

S:"Still"

2010-06-25T03:15:00.001-07:00

S:"Still"
M:"Mad"
A:"Always"
R:"Responsible"
T:"Teasing"

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae

2010-06-25T03:14:00.003-07:00

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae
Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae
Wo to har roz rulaate the humen
Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.

Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hot

2010-06-25T03:14:00.001-07:00

Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Apney he Habe-e-Haal mangti hon

2010-06-25T03:13:00.003-07:00

Apney he Habe-e-Haal mangti hon,
Bas Dua-e-Wisaal Mangti hon,
Teri qurbat main jo guzar sako,
main wohi maah-o-saal mangti ho,
jiski tabeer mil sake mujhko,
Khuab sa ik khyaal mangti hon,
Mere hathon ko bas hina dedey, angry funny sms
Tujhse main zar na maal mangti hon.

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo

2010-06-25T03:13:00.001-07:00

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai
koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

2010-06-25T03:07:00.001-07:00

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

2010-06-24T12:16:00.001-07:00

Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese Jaly?

Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha Tha Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main Ne Jaldi Main Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li.

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
Sardar: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

2010-06-24T12:15:00.001-07:00

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out Ho Gaya. :-(

A Word That Has More

2010-06-24T12:14:00.005-07:00

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?

Sardar:Post Office

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He

2010-06-24T12:14:00.003-07:00

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife..

Santa-Sir Aap Apni Patni Ko

2010-06-24T12:14:00.001-07:00

Santa-Sir Aap Apni Patni Ko Party Me Kyun Nhi Le Jate?

Boss-Bcoz Vo Gaon Ki Hai.

Santa-Sorry,Sir Mujhe Laga K Vo Sirf Aapki Hai..

Ek Pathan Cinema Mai "Jurrasic Park"

2010-06-24T12:13:00.005-07:00

Ek Pathan Cinema Mai "Jurrasic Park" Movie Dekh Raha Tha.

Ek Dinosaur Dorta Huwa Samne Ki Taraf Aane Laga To Wo Bhaga.

Gate Keeper: Bhagte Kyun Ho, Ye To Khali Film Hai..

Pathan: Woh To Janwar Hai, Wo Nahin Janta K Yeh Film Hai. :-)

Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar

2010-06-24T12:13:00.003-07:00

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor Kar Chala Gaya.

Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi Karta Hoga.

Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko.

Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat

2010-06-24T12:13:00.001-07:00

Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Pathan: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main
Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga... :-)

1 Pathan Ne Jaali Note Banaya

2010-06-24T12:12:00.003-07:00

1 Pathan Ne Jaali Note Banaya Aur Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Lagana Bhol Gaya:

Jab Dukandar Ko Dia To Dukandar Ne Kaha: Iski To Topi Nahi Hai.

Pathan: Ye Quaid-E-Azam Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hai. :-)

Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..

2010-06-24T12:12:00.001-07:00

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!

Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..

Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.

Gali Se Ek Ladki Guzra Karti Thi

2010-06-24T09:04:00.002-07:00

Small Love Story

Gali Se Ek Ladki Guzra Karti Thi

Uske Chehre Par Naqab Hua Karta Tha
Phir Bhi Us Par Ek Ladka Marta Tha
Shayad Woh Use Dilo Jaan Se Chahata Tha

Woh Use Baar Baar Kehta

"Muh Se Naqaab Hata Do Apna Chaand Sa Mukhda Dekha Do".

Par Ladki Ne Muh Se Naqaab Na Hataya Ladke Ko Apna Chehra Na
Dikhaya.

Kayi Din Beet Gaye Ladki Ko Woh Ladka Nazar Na Aaya

Ladki Kuch Pareshan Si Rehne Lagi

Kisi Tarah Poochte Poochte Woh Uske Ghar Pohochi.

Padosiyon Ne Kaha " Mohtarma, Aap Ko Aane Main Thodi Der Ho Gaye Us
Deewane Ke To Saat Roz Pehle Hi Maut Ho Gaye".

Padosi Ne Apna Farz Nibhaya Ladki Ko Ladke Ki Qabr Tak Pohochaya,

Ladki Zor Zor Se Rone Lagi Apne Aansuon Se Qabr Ko Dhone Lagi

Tabhi Kabar Se Ek Aawaz Aayi....

"Waqt Waqt Ke Baat Hai Pehle Tumhare Chehre Par Naquab Tha Aur Aaj
Humare Chehre Par Hai

Halke Halke Baaten Kar

2010-06-24T09:04:00.001-07:00

Story:
1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi

Halke Halke Baaten Kar K Phulon Ko Bosay De K..

Shayad Kuch Soch Rahi Thi..
Yakayak 1 Kantay Ne Aa K Us K Honton Ko Zakham Bakhsha

Usne Phulon Ko Hata K Kante Ko Muthi Mai Le Kar
PYAR Se Thora Chuma

Shayad Wo Jan Gai Thi PYAR K Badle Yehi Milega.../

1 Janaze Ko Dek K Ladki Muskray

2010-06-24T09:03:00.002-07:00

1 Janaze Ko Dek K Ladki Muskrayi,

Baba Bola-Beti Jawaan Maut Pe U Muskaraya Nhi Karte,

Beti Boli" Baba, Wada Kiya Tha Jab Bhi Milenge Muskurayenge".

THIS IS LOVE

Kisi Nazuk Se Lamhay Main

2010-06-24T09:03:00.001-07:00

Kisi Nazuk Se Lamhay Main..

Kisi Din Shaam Se Pehle...

Agar Main Chupke Se Tere Kaanon Main Yeh Keh Doon...

Ke Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai...

To Tum Naraz Mat Hona...

Faqat Itna Tum Karna...

Mujhe Baahon Main Le Ke Tum...

Meri Aankhon Main Aankhain Dal Kar...

Mere Baalon Ko Sehla Kar...

Bas Itna Keh Dena...

TUM PYAR Ke Laayaq Nahin...

SaiN

Aapne Bilkul Sahi Guess Kiya

2010-06-24T09:00:00.002-07:00

Duniya Ki Woh Konsi Company Hai Jo Duaon Pe Nahi Balke Bad'duao Pe Chal Rahi Hai?

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G Han.

Aapne Bilkul Sahi Guess Kiya.

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Ye Aizaaz Sirf K.E.S.C Ko Hasil Hai.

Happy Load Sheding

2010-06-24T09:00:00.001-07:00

Nights Are Totally Sleepless..
Days Are So Restless...
Ohhh GOD...Am I In Love????
GOD Said:
IDIOT, You Are In PAKISTAN !!

Happy Load Sheding.

Aankh Garmi Se

2010-06-24T08:59:00.004-07:00

Jab Light Jaati Hai Tab Sub Ki Khul Jati Hai
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Aankh Garmi Se. :-)

One Good News

2010-06-24T08:59:00.003-07:00

One Good News
One Bad News

Good News: Jumma Bazar Me 1 Kg Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free :-)
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Bad News: 1Kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=Only. =P

AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA

2010-06-24T08:59:00.001-07:00

AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA

!..... YAA ALLAH ....!

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Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Pe Balance Send Kar De...:)

*. AAMEEN .*