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Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Posted by Lovely Fun SMS on 12:25 AM
4 Pathan Janazay Ko Tezi Se Le Kar
Qabron K Ooper Se Guzar Rahe Thay:



Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya Huwa Hai? :-P 
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Or Bola Yh President 5 Saal Or Rahay

Posted by Lovely Fun SMS on 12:25 AM
Aik Pathan 2 Ghantay Aatay Ki Line Mai 
Laga Raha Bari Aanay Par Phir Wapis Line Me Lag Gaya 

Or Bola Yh President 5 Saal Or Rahay 
Dill Khush Ho Gaya...:-D
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Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.

Posted by Lovely Fun SMS on 12:24 AM
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.


Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.



Pathan Bola:

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" :-)
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1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha

Posted by Lovely Fun SMS on 12:24 AM
1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha 
Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo. 

2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai. 
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Posted by Lovely Fun SMS on 12:23 AM
Ek Pathan Oxford University Main Professor Tha:












Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
He He He He.
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho. :-)
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Ek Pathan Ka School Mai New Admission Huwa:

Posted by Lovely Fun SMS on 12:23 AM
Ek Pathan Ka School Mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal Kon Hain?



Pathan: Hum Ko Kya Pata Kon Hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai. 
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BREAKING NEWS

Posted by Lovely Fun SMS on 12:22 AM
BREAKING NEWS
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition:



Bcoz



Khan Sahab's Wife Put Hairpin In Machine.

When It Said:

"Enter Your PIN". :-)
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Ghalat Kehte Hain.

Posted by Lovely Fun SMS on 12:22 AM
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota Hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
.
.
.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota To Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
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Ek Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li,

Posted by Lovely Fun SMS on 12:22 AM
Ek Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:


Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aayega Na. :-)
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Pathan Proposed A Girl. With A Romantic Poetry

Posted by Lovely Fun SMS on 12:21 AM
Pathan Proposed A Girl.
With A Romantic Poetry

Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal Hun Teri Judai Mai,

Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.
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